Note: This is just a little humor piece that I wrote for submission to McSweeneys.net, but was not picked up. Please note that it is not true. All of the graphic designers at Xpat were of the highest moral standing. Ok, well, maybe not that high. But they were certainly above feeding ladyboys roofies (as far as I know).
Move up the title. Increase the saturation of the photograph of the monkey feeding the pig. Justify the type.
Try the goat noodles at the place on the corner by the park. They’re fantabulous.
